no.

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newyorker:

Shouts & Murmurs: Mr. Peanut Comes Out

Those were heady times, and my picture began to appear on advertisements and packaging all around the world. I went a little crazy, hooking up with both Buster Brown and the sailor on the Cracker Jack box, although my affair with Mr. Clean lasted well over a year. Mr. Clean, whose first name is Eugene, told me, “I don’t know what America is thinking. I’m a muscular bald man in a tight white T-shirt, with a single earring—to me that says San Francisco leather daddy.” In many ways, Mr. Clean was the perfect lover, because after even the messiest night of torrid lovemaking the bedroom was always spotless. We finally broke up after I came home early one day and caught him with Poppin’ Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy. “What can I say?” Poppin’ sneered, dripping with melted butter. “He likes my biscuits.”

 

thedailywhat:

[benwarheit.]

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Pretty cute. Mental note to steal this idea.

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i love knowing that antoine dodson got his mom out of the projects by selling shit like this. it’s inspirational.

also, christmas isn’t far away. 

[thanks to the fabulous kanter for the link]

i don’t care if people think i’m a tourist.  i’ll never stop marveling at the beauty of grand central station.